Bastiaan van Gils

design_and_consult(research_result, CONCEPTUAL_CLARITY_HIGH)

if (i_want_more_information == true) {
    go_to_page(contact);
    send_message(channel_pref);
}

Organizations keep people busy, occasionally entertain them, give them a variety of experiences, keep them off the streets, provide pretexts for story-telling, and allow socializing. They haven't anything else to give.
-- Karl Weick, The social psychology of organizing
(second edition, 1979)